text meme 003

[txtd]

• comment anonymously & in character
• include a subject line! it can be as vague as k/m
• or as detailed as chanyeol (exo) / nonau / ota
• come up with a text your muse sent ( need ideas? )
• reply and have fun! ♡
• comment here with any issues

Comments

yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: ?
txt: you're taking extra long today
txt: did my uncle's hired thugs finally get you?

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: getting some bloodstains out of my pants, miss.
txt: is that disappointment i hear in your text? ㅎㅎ

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: just buy a new pair. use my credit card
txt: it's sarcasm 💢 fool
txt: i was worried

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: don't be. ㅎㅎ
txt: are you okay though?
txt: it's not like you to be so on edge.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: i'm fine!
txt: i just heard some rumours about busan and that incident in incheon last month
txt: but right now, i'm waiting for my fruit juice!!!

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: ...right. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ i've never had to guard anyone who was still so attached to their fruit juice.
txt: it puts a lot of things into perspective.
txt: finally on my way. need anything else to be picked up?

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: it brings me happiness ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
txt: those rumours? why?
txt: just fruit juice please and thank you. did you get anything for yourself?

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: it's nice. please stay that way.
txt: there's a definite pattern emerging but it also feels too organized to be so obvious.
txt: ....banana milk. but i finished it before anyone could see me drinking it.
txt: your reputation is safe.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: nothing's getting in between my fruit juice and me~
txt: MY reputation? more like yours, scary bodyguard-oppa-nim. ㅋㅋㅋ
txt: it's... mm. we'll have to wait. but that's always the worst part.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: i represent you! ㅎㅎㅎㅎ and i've already been told i look too young by about half of your family, so i'm a little overly cautious. --
txt: i'll make sure to keep buying you fruit juice to help with the wait.
txt: do you also want to brush up on your defensive moves?

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ they can underestimate you like they underestimate me but that's fine. you know and i know your worth.
txt: and banana milk for yourself ㅋㅋ
txt: i don't want to... but i guess i should

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: yes.
txt: also... about your hair...
txt: i know you like to keep it down and long, but i keep thinking it might be a hazard...

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: ...
txt: would you like to get fired? ^^

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: don't blame me if it somehow ends up tangled somewhere during a gun fight!
txt: i'm going to use this text history to prove to your parents that i tried.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: if i'm caught in a gun fight i don't think the length of my hair will matter that much anymore!!!
txt: it'll matter as much as
txt: as much as you drinking banana milk

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: i would stop drinking banana milk if it meant protecting you.
txt: and take up fruit juice instead, probably.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: okay, then you can do that from now on!

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: why. you're not even gonna put your hair up. 🧐

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: i didn't say i'd put my hair up but you said you'd stop drinking banana milk if it meant protecting me
txt: and your job is protecting me
txt: do your job (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) you're the very best at what you do

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: there's no correlation to protecting you and not drinking banana milk!

txt: ...it'd be ironic if someone poisoned my stash though, eh? ㅎㅎㅎ

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: WHAT IF someone drugs your banana milk and you pass out and i get kidnapped, hm??

txt: then don't keep a stash, fool

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: impossible.
txt: no one's going to know the code to my 65 digit passcode, miss.
txt: although it's cute when you worry.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: ...65 digits... how do you remember that?
txt: am i not cute at other times? ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: how do i also perform death-defying acts of acrobatics when i break into people's houses?
txt: getting my ass kicked in training. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: no. you're pretty.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: jumping around like a monkey? that's just you being you. it's your dna.
txt: thanks, i know