text meme 003

[txtd]

• comment anonymously & in character
• include a subject line! it can be as vague as k/m
• or as detailed as chanyeol (exo) / nonau / ota
• come up with a text your muse sent ( need ideas? )
• reply and have fun! ♡
• comment here with any issues

Comments

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: don't blame me if it somehow ends up tangled somewhere during a gun fight!
txt: i'm going to use this text history to prove to your parents that i tried.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: if i'm caught in a gun fight i don't think the length of my hair will matter that much anymore!!!
txt: it'll matter as much as
txt: as much as you drinking banana milk

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: i would stop drinking banana milk if it meant protecting you.
txt: and take up fruit juice instead, probably.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: okay, then you can do that from now on!

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: why. you're not even gonna put your hair up. 🧐

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: i didn't say i'd put my hair up but you said you'd stop drinking banana milk if it meant protecting me
txt: and your job is protecting me
txt: do your job (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) you're the very best at what you do

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: there's no correlation to protecting you and not drinking banana milk!

txt: ...it'd be ironic if someone poisoned my stash though, eh? ㅎㅎㅎ

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: WHAT IF someone drugs your banana milk and you pass out and i get kidnapped, hm??

txt: then don't keep a stash, fool

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: impossible.
txt: no one's going to know the code to my 65 digit passcode, miss.
txt: although it's cute when you worry.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: ...65 digits... how do you remember that?
txt: am i not cute at other times? ㅋㅋㅋ

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: how do i also perform death-defying acts of acrobatics when i break into people's houses?
txt: getting my ass kicked in training. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: no. you're pretty.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: jumping around like a monkey? that's just you being you. it's your dna.
txt: thanks, i know

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: tell me i'm pretty, too.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: you have a pretty smile
txt: except when you get too busy to shave.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: how dare you.
txt: just kidding, i know...
txt: do you think i'll ever be able to grow a proper beard? ㅠㅠ
txt: want to grow one big enough to hide bullets in it.

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[shuhuas]

txt: ew...
txt: you'll just look like a bandit. or homeless.
txt: do you REALLY want to hide bullets in your beard??

Re: yeh shuhua / (g)i-dle / bodyguard au

[jeongkuk]

txt: no.
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ but the thought of you being embarrassed to be seen with me in public is satisfying.