txtd | text meme 003

txt: planning a vacation around my dog. i have become one of those dog moms.

txt: you were always gonna be one of those dog moms, noona. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: it was your destiny, written in the stars.
txt: where are you going to go!? ㅠㅠ and more importantly, why haven't you invited me...

txt: ㅎㅎㅎ i just can't bear leaving dokgu behind. ㅜㅜ
txt: planning to do a road trip so that my baby can be in the car with me~ we’re going to hit a lot of places! it’s going to be fun.
txt: i considered it but will you be able to stand being stuck in a car with me for a whole week? i’m going to be playing my playlist for the whole journey. ♪

txt: wait, are you going by yourself!?
txt: are you sure? where will you be sleeping? ㅠㅠ what if it's not safe...
txt: i wouldn't mind being stuck in a car with you for a week. ㅎㅎ
txt: even with your... questionable tastes. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: are you worried about me? ㅎㅎㅎ i know i've asked for your help a lot but i’m capable of taking care of myself.
txt: but i won’t be by myself, i’ll have dokgu with me. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: i looked up places we can stay for the night along the way and made sure they allow dogs too.
txt: country music is fun to sing along to!!
txt: if you join us for our trip, i would like to hear less about my tastes being questionable, please. and more about how amazing i am at planning trips with my dog. 🖤

txt: but still. ㅠㅠ
txt: it really sounds like you did your research. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: are you sure you want me to come along and break all that calm?
txt: ah, but praising gets to be so boring after a while! ㅎㅎㅎㅎ what if i drive? shouldn't it be driver's choice for music~?

txt: but still what? ㅜㅜ
txt: i’m a responsible dog mom. please tell this to your handsome friends for me. surely someone will find that attractive. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: it would be nice if you could come along. i know how much you love capturing sceneries and we’ll be passing by a lot of those~ and this way, you could take my photos too. it’s a win-win-win vacation. ✌🏻
txt: i’ll have to think about this… music plays such a big part in road trips.

txt: still, there are bad people out there! i just worry about you, noona. ㅠ
txt: wow. which handsome friend are you hoping for me to say this to? 🙄 ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: ...i see. so you're only friends with me for the pictures and the handsome friend messages. 😭 i see how it is, noona!
txt: you know what else plays a big part in road trips? getting some sleep while someone else drives. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: you’re a sweetheart, jungkook-ah. ㅎㅎ wouldn’t want you getting any white hairs while i’m away so you might as well come with me.
txt: no one in particular~ ♪
txt: … if you think that’s true, i’m going to head over to your place and tickle some sense into you.
txt: you’ve convinced me. ㅎㅎㅎ jeon jungkook, you’re duly invited to yeonwoo & dokgu’s big adventure. are you ready for this?

txt: ...i'm like your human puppy, aren't i? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: why does that strike me as a lie, noona~? ♪
txt: please do. it's been a while since i've had a tickle fight. 🤓
txt: yes! i'm ready. is dokgu ready to have a temporary dad?!

txt: the cutest human puppy i’ve ever had.
txt: ㅎㅎㅎ do you want there to be someone?
txt: that’s because i’ve been taking pity on you~ i've been winning against you too many times lately. 💕
txt: you know dokgu likes you a little more than he does me, his own mommy… ㅜㅜ i bet it’s because you’re the human version of him.

txt: ...the only human puppy you've ever had. ...right?
txt: yes. ㅎㅎ maybe.
txt: i won't even answer that blasphemous text right now, noona. in the famous words of jack black, i like. can't even. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: we have a lot of things in common. ㅎㅎ but i bet he definitely likes you more, noona. probably just doesn't wanna be too obvious about being a momma's boy.

txt: the one and only. ♪
txt: wait, are you trying to set me up with one of your friends? 🤭
txt: you can’t even? ㅎㅎㅎㅎ fine, i admit i know you let me win sometimes. that’s how soft you are to your noona. 🖤
txt: you’re saying the right things to me tonight. ㅜㅜ you know how to console this dog mom’s heart~

txt: that's better.
txt: ...no. ㅠㅠ i mean... noona. do you really want to be?
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ thank you. my wounded ego is mending itself up nicely now. 🖤
txt: yes. and... just so you know, none of my friends would know how to do that as well as i do.
txt: just so we're clear. ㅎㅎㅎ

txt: nope. 🖤
txt: i’m relieved. ㅎㅎ maybe i can help you feel infinitely better by sharing some of this takeout i had delivered. i ordered too much again. 😢
txt: you can also accompany me in watching this horror movie i just rented.
txt: is that so?
txt: what else are you better at than your friends~?

txt: ...you're a dream come true, noona. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ i'll be right over with some dessert.
txt: taking care of noonas, driving, pretty much everything.
txt: you should just keep me around as your boyfriend and not worry about getting anyone else.
txt: plus! your dog already loves me and he needs a stable family, right? ㅠㅠ a father figure who can teach him all the ways of the world?

txt: dessert would be nice. but you can just bring yourself. 🖤
txt: oh. and how many other noonas have you been taking care of? are you this sweet to all of them? ㅜ
txt: ... if you were purposely trying to make me blush, you may or may not have succeeded.
txt: but... calling yourself my boyfriend… is this your way of confessing?

txt: noona! none...! there's only you. ㅠㅠ it's not like i can talk to others as easily as i talk to you.
txt: yes and no? yes if you say yes, but no if you're not interested. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: wish i was there to see that blush, though.

txt: only me... ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ you're too cute.
txt: how can anyone say no to you? ㅜㅜ
txt: you're not allowed to come over until my face stops being red.
txt: but, yes... i'll be your girlfriend so you don't have to run off to another noona's arms. you're welcome to stay in mine.

txt: uagh. 🙈 i'm not cute. ㅠㅠ
txt: but if it means you like it enough to say yes to me, i guess i can handle being called cute...
txt: ah, i'll be there soon though. ㅎㅎㅎ may or may not have just decided to run there to avoid traffic. ✌🏻 you don't mind me all sweaty, right?
txt: because i would really like to kiss you.

txt: the more you say you aren't, the more i think so. 🖤
txt: i like you for more than just being cute. just so we're clear.
txt: ... i knew working out with you would be my downfall. now you know too much about what i like. ㅜㅜ
txt: i'd like to kiss you too... when you stand on my doorstep, please close your eyes. still not allowing you to see my red face. ㅎㅎ

txt: 🙄 for you... i guess i can be cute. you'll be the exception like in everything else. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: but why can't i see your red face! that's a part of you that i'm going to take care of, right? ❤️
txt: and i'll be seeing it a lot more often anyway, noona. might as well just let me see it now. 🥰

txt: wa~ i love having this much power over you. will you do a little bit of aegyo for your girlfriend? ✨
txt: i’m just not used to getting this… flustered. so easily. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ ah, but fine. because it's you.
txt: you can see my face after i kiss you. okay, baby?

txt: you've always had this much power. -- but now i've just... told you all about it, oh no! ㅠ ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: what sort of aegyo are we talking about.. isn't my smile aegyo enough, noona? 🥺
txt: you should get used to it. i think i'll make it my life's mission to get you flustered. ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

txt: yes, noona. ❤️ may i call you baby, too?

txt: promise i won't abuse it. not too much. ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: your smile is really cute and disarming. it's the first thing i liked about you. but i was actually hoping you would show me a brand of aegyo that's more... special. something from jungkook that's just for me.
txt: i really wanna get back at you and say things that would get you flustered, but somehow it feels like i'd be corrupting my human puppy. ㅜㅜ

txt: so sweet for asking, baby... i'll think about it~ ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ 🖤

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