txtd | text meme 003

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leap day

text meme 003

• comment anonymously & in character
• include a subject line! it can be as vague as k/m
• or as detailed as chanyeol (exo) / nonau / ota
• come up with a text your muse sent ( need ideas? )
• reply and have fun! ♡
• comment here with any issues

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txt: why is everything in my cubicle covered in posts-its.....

txt: you seem like you’ve forgotten everything from orientation so... drastic measures 🙃

txt: renjun! this is going to take forever to clear!
txt: not to mention a waste of supplies....
txt: you know how huffy the department head gets when we waste supplies!

txt: learn how not to botch a phone transfer!
txt: you don’t see how huffy assistant kim is getting at me!!
txt: turn them over first, i’ve been practicing my doodles of him
txt: so they’re getting used twice 😊

txt: it was one time! i just pressed the wrong button!
txt: and the client still called back so it’s not that bad!
txt: that’s because your cubicle isn’t covered in post-its!
txt; he’s going to think i’m just messing around!
txt: HELP ME JUN

txt: those can’t possibly take you more time to tidy than it took me to put up! your desk is so messy
txt: and they’re a great likeness!
txt: ...but fine, i’ll stall him at reception
txt: if you do the coffee run next week

txt: hey! my desk wasn’t that messy before you put them up!
txt: it looks like post-it notes reproduced like bunnies!
txt: when did you even find time to do all this?!
txt: this can’t be a one man job! you has help!!
txt: what?! no! coffee runs are hell!!
txt: some of the management team is cranky if their order is wrong!

txt: i told assistant kim i’d drop by and go over the phones with you again...
txt: she forgot you were out this morning for the optometrist appointment
txt: but it’s my turn and i don’t want to? 🙁
txt: guess you’re on your own 🏷🏷🏷🏷🏷

txt: and you took advantage of her kindness just to pull a prank?!
txt: i already did it earlier this month! it’s not my turn for another 3 weeks!
txt: ugh ugh ugh ugh what if i help you on your coffee runs next week?
txt: i think that’s fair! come onnnnnn, jun...

txt: i wrote the correct transfer code on every single sticky note
txt: so i didn’t lie!
txt: you’re overselling the value of your company... ㅋㅋ
txt: but you’re running out of time, so deal 🙃

txt: hi, rejun?
txt: this is mingi! i sit behind you in professor kim's course!
txt: i'm sorry this is sudden but do you know a guy named "markle"?
txt: i found your number in his contacts. he's pretty drunk, and you're the only named i recognized....

txt: you sound like you’re pretty drunk, mingi-ssi
txt: but don’t worry, you can dump that son of a bitch on the side of the road for all i care
txt: and mark when you read this in the morning, it’s been three weeks. delete my fucking number

txt: how did you know????
txt: but i'm only a little drunk! ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: oh woah okay.... i guess this means you don't want to come get him...?

txt: wait, i remember you
txt: you stalled lecture for five minutes once because a spider fell on your desk?
txt: correct, i am not coming to get him
txt: you don’t have to bother either, feel free to go get more than a little drunk

txt: it was a huge spider! almost as big as my hand!
txt: you would've screamed too if you saw it
txt: i'll try some of his other contacts first
txt: what did he do to make you wanna dump him on the side of the road?

txt: it was kind of cute ㅋ
txt: you, i never saw the spider
txt: try a kim yerim. his drunk ass is her problem now 🙂
txt: you can ask her what he did

txt: i got stuck in a group project with your ex
txt: and he keeps looking at me like he has a problem with me
txt: make him stop!

txt: well... terms of the breakup mean i can’t make him do anything now
txt: but sorry? 😅
txt: hang tight, guess he’s still resentful i blew off games night that time for your recital

txt: is that how breakups work? that’s unhelpful. 😩
txt: do you think if i throw money at him he’ll stop? bribery? that could work, right?
txt: what kind of person is so petty...

txt: 哈哈哈哈 he doesn’t deserve your money!
txt: yeah, i know how to pick them
txt: i think if i step in he’ll just get worse... but if he makes the project difficult then tell me anyway?
txt: i’m sure i have leftover blackmail material

txt: the way he’s looking at me makes me want to stick my tongue out at him. 😠
txt: you really do 嘻嘻
txt: i’d say run them by me but i know even less
txt: but leftover blackmail material, you say 👀

txt: do it? 🙂 don’t be scared of him!
txt: guy from gongcha was a bust then?
txt: i know who he paid to sit for his polisci midterm
txt: so i’m serious, just say the word and 🔪

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text meme 003

huang renjun (NCT dream) / OTA

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wang yiren (everglow) / university au

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