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text meme 003
• include a subject line! it can be as vague as k/m
• or as detailed as chanyeol (exo) / nonau / ota
• come up with a text your muse sent ( need ideas? )
• reply and have fun! ♡
• comment here with any issues
• include a subject line! it can be as vague as k/m
• or as detailed as chanyeol (exo) / nonau / ota
• come up with a text your muse sent ( need ideas? )
• reply and have fun! ♡
• comment here with any issues
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: no, because you stopped me just in time, and also that emoji looks like boobs.
txt: why? is there a harem you have that i should know about?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: when we get back, i'll introduce you to someone good~
txt: and it's CLEARLY a face...
txt: no
txt: there was a girl. that's all
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: who? 🥺 the kittens are adorable but they don't count.
txt: you're right.... i am just so deprived that my baser instincts are slowly taking over.
txt: please take care of my car when i inevitably give in to my testosterone and run off to live in the woods. ㅠㅠ
txt: was?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: and you're
txt: just
txt: jeon jeongkuk. ╮(ーヘー )╭
txt: i know an unnie! she's your age and very very sweet and i think you'll get along well.
txt: i'd never risk kittens with you ㅠㅠ
txt: just think of how namjoon-oppa will be disappointed in you if that happens （・︿・）
txt: end! of! this! discussion! goodbye!
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: it's not like i'm also a superhero or anything.
txt: you can take on the smelly ugly person all by yourself next time.
txt: ...i'm not sure if i can trust your definition of sweet, but i'm genuinely excited by your description. ㅠㅠ you better not be joking!!
txt: namjoon hyung will understand once i tell him it'll help me achieve thighs like his. （・︿・）
txt: yah! how long have you been holding out on me!?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: but you won't get an amazonian girlfriend in a decade ( ´∀｀)
txt: watch me take him on and WIN just you wait, you'll see!!!
txt: and i mean it!! she's really sweet! she's from thailand and sings well and likes dogs
txt: namjoon-oppa will invite you to join his healing museum visits in between hitting the gym.
txt: what! what holding out! it was before you met me!
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: sure. but i'll be on standby just in case. you really can't underestimate his smell when you get up close.
txt: ...let's go back home right now.
txt: when did you get to know namjoon hyung so well? ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
txt: okay. fair point. so which one is she?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: i'll do it without ANY help. treat me to chocolate ice cream after that.
txt: YAH we have to finish this mission first!! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ oppa what happened to your p r i o r i t i e s
txt: we've been talking more! recently. he's nice.
txt: no
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: you got it. little baby graduating to getting villains on her own, ujjujju~
txt: she sounds like a dream come true, can you blame me for getting distracted!? why did you wait until now to tell me about her anyway!?
txt: he is. he also likes crabs.
txt: i won't say anything!
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: shut UP. i am not a baby ㅋㅋㅋ i'm in my twenties already!!
txt: i wasn't sure she deserved you in her life... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ but recently i realised she's a lot tougher than she looks!! be careful jeon jeongkuk she might be your match (・∀・)
txt: really? i'll suggest seafood the next time we have dinner! thanks oppa
txt: i'm not over her yet... just drop it this time ㅠㅠ
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: you'll always be a baby to me. ㅎㅎ and it makes me keep buying you ice cream so you might as well relish it.
txt: ...that makes me so happy. ❤️ i hope she is.
txt: no - i mean, he likes crabs alive! i mean. he doesn't like eating seafood but he likes finding crabs!
txt: hey... what's stopping you now?
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: you'll keep buying me ice cream when i'm 80 and an old woman. right? right!! even though i won't be a baby at 80!
txt: you. are so weird. sometimes. oppa.
txt: OH. you should have just said that!! (・へ・) and i just asked miyeon-unnie to recommend good seafood restaurants. what if i'd brought him to eat crabs and he got sad!! it'd be all your fault
txt: i already got dumped once
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ why am i weird?! what's so weird about being happy about finally being able to meet my match?!
txt: ^ sorry for the odd sentence.
txt: you would be the one sad. sad that you have to leave the seafood behind for some burgers and fries. ㅎㅎㅎ
txt: maybe the timing was off. maybe it's better timing now, for you both.
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: you're always weird whenever and wherever
txt: burgers and fries are also yummy (・へ・) i wouldn't be sad eating burgers and fries with namjoon-oppa!!
txt: she already has someone else oppa please end this topic ㅠㅠ
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: that's why you like talking to me so much, right?
txt: good, because that's what he likes best. ...actually invite me to hang out with you guys, too. ㅠㅠ
txt: okay. 🥺 just don't hold back if you might regret it later...
Re: jeon jungkook (bts) | modern amazonian au
txt: you're fun and a good person (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
txt: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ okay i'll text namjoon-oppa right now. jeongkuk-oppa wants burgers and fries~